And the Kittens from Mars

The Half Blog Prince

Sun, 19 May 2013 01:52:49 -0400

where I talk about “The Great Gatsby” and other crap.

These pins have been in my shop for a while so I’ve marked...

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:54:58 -0400

These pins have been in my shop for a while so I’ve marked them all down. If you’re interested in one you better snatch it up quick because I’m probably not going to be making any more pins for a while.

Find them here: www.iggystarpup.etsy.com

Lulz

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:59:53 -0400

Lulz:

If you could use a good laugh today, read these epic auto correct FAILS.

And you’re welcome.

Catbus (as normal cat) Embroidery. I was going to put this up...

Fri, 17 May 2013 15:19:00 -0400

Catbus (as normal cat) Embroidery. I was going to put this up for sale but now I think I might keep him. I could benefit from the affirmation.

stephenfrycunninglinguist: merlinwhosuperpotterlock: I...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:37:33 -0400

stephenfrycunninglinguist:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

Actually…..my uncle raised my cousins under this rule and they turned out fine. They drank at home and never got in trouble for drinking and driving and they ended up being responsible people.

oh-deir: ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:36:41 -0400

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES

catastrophicsmile: tumbrloslav:thesecretmichan:ihavethisblog:amb...

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:34:02 -0400

catastrophicsmile:

tumbrloslav:thesecretmichan:ihavethisblog:amberleighjoy:

Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.

So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food

I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.

#this is why i love cats #they give you tongue bathes and bring you food because they think you’re a giant hairless cat that sucks at being a cat

tastefullyoffensive: 9 Cats Taking Selfies

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:22:57 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

9 Cats Taking Selfies

WE CAN DO IT!

Tue, 14 May 2013 16:47:04 -0400

WE CAN DO IT!

to courtney, love, courtney

Mon, 13 May 2013 14:13:09 -0400

to courtney, love, courtney

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Sun, 12 May 2013 15:22:02 -0400

I’m growing lavender in my studio and I get so much joy...

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:50:55 -0400

I’m growing lavender in my studio and I get so much joy from those little sprouts. They are my babies and I tell them everyday how much Mama loves them <3

Things you do not have to feel guilty about

Sat, 11 May 2013 15:49:36 -0400

p0isone:

Saying no sometimes

Wanting to be alone sometimes

Saying no to sex

Saying yes to sex

Not being sure about your life career

Deciding to study instead of going out

Getting rid of the toxic people in your life

Ending a relationship that is hurting you

Not liking the things everyone else likes

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Fri, 10 May 2013 16:46:56 -0400

Iggy Takes a Survey

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:45:08 -0400

1. What was the highlight of your week?

welp, i was sickies all week but i guess it was my solo lord of the rings marathon.

2. Whose car were you in last?
mine

3. When is the next time you will kiss someone?
i am no prophet.

4. What color shirt are you wearing?
i’m still in pajamas and they’re lilac.

5. How long is your hair?
boob length.

6. Are you good looking?
my looks do not validate my existence (but yeah, i’m a babe) <answer stolen from @catastrophicsmile

7. Last movie you watched?
capote.

8. Who were you with?
my pop

9. Last thing you ate?
teriyaki tofu with vegetables on brown rice. yum!

10. Last thing you drank?
water

11. When was the last time you had your heart broken?
it’s been an age. i now have a titanium heart.

12. Who came over last?
Maddie, I think?

13. Are you happy right now?
yep!

14. What did you say last?
do you mean to another person or to myself?

15. Where is your phone?
nathan has it. it’s broken and he’s trying to fix it.

16. What color are your eyes?
caca brown

17. Are you left-handed?
no, but i think people who are are special.

18. Spell your name without vowels:
crtny

19. Do you have any pets?
only imaginary ones :(

20. Favorite Vacation?

Yellowstone 2009 with my old man

21. What do you dislike currently?
being an adult with no moneyz and no manz.

22. What are you listening to?
the hum of my grandpa computer.

23. If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
a secure plan for the future. <-answer again stolen from @catastrophicsmile

24. What is your favorite scent?
clean laundry

25. Who makes you happiest?
my fam and my friends

26. What were you doing at midnight last night?
working on an embroidery and watching game of thrones

27. When is your birthday?
april 20th

28. Who has the same phone as you?
my broken ass phone? i hope no one.

29. Last time you went swimming in a pool?
prolly 2 summers ago. nobody had pools in seattle.

30. Do you read your horoscope?
nope.

31. Where was the last place you bought something?
joann’s. they’ve got me in their clutches.

32. How do you feel about your hair right now?
i like it long. looking forward to it getting even longer!

33. Do you bite your nails?
only when i’m feeling really awkward.

34. Do you have any expensive jewelry?
yeah, my mama likes her jewels.

36. Myspace or facebook?
please, tumblr.

37. How fast have you driven a car?
no faster than 80 mph

38. Have you ever smoked?
only second hand.

39. What was or is your favorite subject in school?
art, cultural geography and anthropology.

40. Do you have Verizon?
fuck verizon!

41. What type of boy or girl do you usually fall for?
troubled ones with shaggy black hair.

42. Do you have any hidden talents?
i’m really good at singing and voice acting.

43. Favorite Song?
Falling for You - Weezer

44. Do you like to sing at all?
YES, oh god, yes!

45. Dream Job?
Artist/Craft Goddess/Voice Actor

46. Where does most of your family live?
my house

47. Are you an only child or do you have siblings?
i have a brother but we dare not speak his name. he will put a spell on us.

48. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
pretty rotten :(

49. What was the first thing you thought when you woke up?
dang, i slept too much.

50. Do you drink?
liquid? why, yes!

51. Know any other languages?
only lolcat.

52. Ever write a coded message?
long ago.

53. Have you ever been IN a wedding?
no, i’ve only ever been a guest. weddings are boring. if i ever get married i want to have the funnest wedding ever.

54. Do you have any children?
no thank you.

55. Did you take a nap today?
i’ve only been awake for 3 hours.

56. Who has the same birthday as you?
George Takei and Hitler.

57. Ever met anyone famous before?
Mark Hoppus from Blink 182.

58. Do you want to be famous one day?
for my art, yes.

59. Any Pet Peeves?
people in general.

60. Are you multitasking right now?
always.

61. Do you like Britney Spears?

sometimes.

62. What is your least favorite chore?
cleaning the toilet.

63. Last place you drove your car?
to pei wei.

64. Ever been out of the country?
no :( :( :(

65. Where were you born?
earth

66. Could you handle being in the military?
no because i’m a pacifist. i’m fragile.

67. What is your average cell phone bill?
$50/month

68. Who are you thinking about right now?
i’m thinking about food.

69. When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard?
my birthday

70. How many pairs of shoes do you own?
too many

71. Are your toes always painted?
no. that’s bad. don’t do that.

72. How many piercings do you have?
3 in each ear but i let 2 close. so one?

73. What are you doing today?
sewing and chillaxing

74. Have you ever been gambling?
i spent $2 at fort mcdowell in about 10 seconds. i never gambled again.

75. When is the last time you updated your page?
idk?

76. Do you like rollercoasters?
only at disneyland.

77. Have you ever been to disneyland or world?
yes and yes.

78. Do you have a favorite cartoon character?
TOTORO!

79. Last thing you cooked?
black bean burger.

80. How’s the weather?
haven’t been outside but i’ll venture a guess that it’s hot as ballz.

81. Do you e-mail?
yesh

82. What’s the stupidest thing you ever did with your cell phone?
bought it.

83. Last time you were sick?
right now

84. What states have you lived in?
oregon, washington and arizona.

85. Do you wish you could move?
not at the moment. if i ever moved again it would be to the uk.

87. What is your dream car?
a prius :)

88. Have you ever wanted someone you can’t have?
i have a bad habit of liking boys who aren’t available, so yes.

89. If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?
London!

90. Are you happy with your life?

today, yes :3

the constant paradox

Fri, 10 May 2013 15:39:25 -0400

the constant paradox

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Thu, 09 May 2013 21:52:21 -0400

Geekerie Hoops by Courtney Price

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:12:00 -0400

Geekerie Hoops by Courtney Price :

Geekerie Hoops by Courtney Price

I’m consistently amazed that embroidery can be used as a force for snarky, sardonic humor and not just grandma bible quotes. Where there’s shameless irreverence, a needle, and a will, there’s a way, it seems. A crafty Courtney Price has got me jumping through geek-flavored hoops, which you can purchase over at Etsy or give her a shout for commissions.

Thanks, Ian for sharing my work! :3

Avocado Kedavra!

Thu, 09 May 2013 00:12:00 -0400

Avocado Kedavra!

Dumbledore Puppet Pal embroidery I made for my friend’s...

Wed, 08 May 2013 16:24:38 -0400

Dumbledore Puppet Pal embroidery I made for my friend’s birthday.